Terms and Conditions

Last updated: September 21, 2026

Welcome to Dear Stormy. By using dearstormy.com, sending a letter, subscribing, or buying something from the shop, you agree to these terms. If you don’t agree, please don’t use the site. (Stormy will be sad, but he’ll get over it.)

Who we are

Dear Stormy is owned and operated by Dear Stormy LLC, a company based in the United States. You can reach us at Stormy@DearStormy.com.

The column is for entertainment

Dear Stormy is an advice column written in the voice of a dog. It is offered for entertainment and general information only. Nothing on this site is veterinary, medical, legal, financial, or psychological advice, and it is not a substitute for talking to a qualified professional who knows your situation. If your dog is sick, call your vet. If you are in crisis, contact a local emergency service or crisis line. Stormy loves you, but he is not licensed for any of that.

Letters you send us

When you send a letter to Stormy, you are giving us permission to publish it, in whole or in part, on this website, in the Dear Stormy newsletter, on social media, and in print or digital collections such as books, in every format now known or later developed, without payment to you. We may edit letters for length, clarity, and to protect your privacy. We may also decline to publish a letter for any reason.

Letters are published anonymously. We remove or change names, places, and other identifying details. You promise that your letter is your own, that it’s true to the best of your knowledge, and that it doesn’t reveal private information about someone else that they’d have a reasonable expectation to keep private. You can ask us to remove a published letter at any time by emailing Stormy@DearStormy.com; we’ll take it down from the site and newsletter archive, though we can’t recall printed copies or posts already shared by others.

Our content

Everything on this site that we created, including columns, articles, illustrations, photos, videos, logos, and the Dear Stormy name, belongs to us or our licensors and is protected by copyright and trademark law. You’re welcome to share links and short quotes with credit. Please don’t copy, republish, or sell our content without written permission. Guest articles remain the property of their authors and are published here with permission.

The shop

  • Orders and pricing. All prices are in US dollars. We may correct pricing errors and cancel orders affected by them, and we may refuse or cancel any order. Taxes and shipping are shown at checkout.
  • Fulfillment. Merchandise is made to order and shipped by our print-on-demand partner. Production and shipping times are estimates, not guarantees.
  • Returns. Because items are made to order, we can’t accept returns for a change of mind or wrong size. If an item arrives damaged, misprinted, or not what you ordered, email us within 30 days of delivery with a photo and we’ll replace it or refund you.
  • The book. Dear Stormy, Postcards from the Park is sold through Amazon. Amazon’s terms, pricing, shipping, and return policies apply to book purchases made there.

Affiliate links and sponsors

Some articles contain affiliate links. If you buy through one, we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you. We only recommend things we’d actually put in Stormy’s bowl or on his back. Sponsored content, if any, will be clearly labeled.

Newsletter

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Acceptable use

Don’t use this site to harass anyone, post or send unlawful, defamatory, or hateful content, impersonate someone else, or interfere with how the site works. We may remove content and block access for anyone who does.

Third-party links

We link to other websites, including Amazon, Substack, and social media platforms. We don’t control them and aren’t responsible for their content or practices.

Disclaimers and limitation of liability

The site and its content are provided “as is” without warranties of any kind. To the fullest extent permitted by law, Dear Stormy LLC and its owners are not liable for any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from your use of the site, the column, or anything you buy from the shop. Our total liability for any claim related to the shop is limited to the amount you paid for the item in question.

Governing law

These terms are governed by the laws of the District of Columbia, without regard to conflict-of-law rules. Any dispute will be handled in the state or federal courts located in the District of Columbia, unless applicable law gives you the right to bring it elsewhere.

Changes

We may update these terms from time to time. The current version will always be posted here with the date it took effect. Continued use of the site after a change means you accept the new terms.

Contact

Questions about these terms? Email Stormy@DearStormy.com.

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